It seems only fair that I get the first 200 poster in the last few months!
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It seems only fair that I get the first 200 poster in the last few months!
<font size="7">200</font>
*sneeze*
lets push the boat out n go for 250...hopefully lil dood is on the boat and dont come back......
this board is now....*the scene of lil dood*
Or perhaps *lil dood IS the scene*
Obviously [not]
not with that avatar he aint
this board is now....*the scene of lil dood*
I don't get it...explain... [img]confused.gif[/img]
I think its called 'sarcasm' lil dood.
Are you really a dood?
well considerin u reply to everyones posts even wen u have fuck all to do with it u pretty much are the scene cos ur the topic of most conversation and how most ppl find u annoyingly irritatin like a bollock boil to be honest.
That's the nicest thing anyone's EVER said to me...thanks [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
Sarcasm and irony as a form of humour died just around the same time Dave Gorman hit our TV screens
some things are extremely difficult to say in the wrong situation.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor=""><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Spiritualized:
Sarcasm and irony as a form of humour died just around the same time Dave Gorman hit our TV screens</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen posted on this board. The story of Dave Gorman and his quest for namesakes was at least a million time funnier than anything that's ever been posted on this board even by the likes of me and certainly by the likes of lil dood adam carr et al.
A friend bought me the book for my birthday and it had me in floods of tears of laughter all the way through. The best thing about it was it was original, unlike the likes of trigger happy tv or brass eye etc.
I agree with lawsons brother=Dave Gorman (the search for people with his name,anyway)was one of the funniest things on tv during my short life.N the book werent half bad either
at least,the person who i think is lawsons brother..
Have the vegetables in my fridge gone off?
Now i darent open it in case it smells.
When will i get time to do the washing and buy gas if i dont have a day off works for two weeks?
Is it okay to have sex on your period cos my tits are bigger and its sad to see them go to waste.
My feet are cold.
Whys my moblie phone all busted?
My hair needs cutting, but I cant afford it, i will have to have a crack at it myself.
Can I afford to go see boy sets fire?
Stupid brain never stops.
I need a wee and im going to have to get off this computer and go to my flat cos i have work in the morning and i cant just kip on the sofa. And i can go for a wee when i stand up. although not straight away, because that would make me wet and smelly and leave some mess on lous carpet. Il have to stand up, walk to the bathroom, take my pants of and go to the toilet.
But now i really want to try wetting myself just to see.
Who wet themself last? what was it like?
Bet yus twenty pee it was ants.
yeh ben what you on about? dave gorman is one of the best comedians around
Hello this is Ben Spiritualized, everyone knows I'm a Dave Gorman fan especially you Alex you turd so what ya on about? The two things were not collerated, just like the time when I had a shit and the twin towers collapsed at the same time
i only woke up half an hour ago, :s now i feel lazy and i've missed a4e (damn!) as i was meant to go at half 2. before you lot think im that lazy i didn't get to bed till 8 this morning, I wont tell you where i've been what i was doing or who i was with cos none of y'all (well mainly none) know any of them anyway and therefore it would be pointless and rather boring for you. so there you go
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i saw you walk by yesterday, i didn't speak, you didn't see, and niether of our lives changed.
why do you not explain yo self then.
lol
based on the last 3 posts, i'm not sure anymore that ben actually exists.
No no, Ben exsists....we're just not sure how...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor=""><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Waitin for superman:
at least,the person who i think is lawsons brother..</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
Can you stop calling me "lawsons brother", just call me Freak-A-Chu, 'waitin for superman' for christ's sake it's not like you knwo me or anything.
Re: Dave Gorman
Going to the same school as my brother I'm pleasantly surprised to hear you've ever read a book.
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Freak-A-Chu:
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor=""><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Waitin for superman:
[qb]at least,the person who i think is lawsons brother..</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
Can you stop calling me "lawsons brother", just call me Freak-A-Chu, 'waitin for superman' for christ's sake it's not like you knwo me or anything.
if you carry on like that the scene will forget you, you little bitch.
live by the scene, die by the scene.
when are you coming to my house?
the sovtek has the nicest clean sound but surprisingly does not work that well with the big muff
see ya!
why is that all in bold?
no idea! probly coz a bracket aint closed
ive actually got coursework i am gonna enjoy rite now....
no 225! [img]confused.gif[/img]
it's amazing to me i can't seem to say what i'm doing here,
My tounge is all twisted around the air, im looking for words that were so well rehearsed now i can't find them anywhere..... nevermind, i didn't really want to speak to any of you anyway.
see my teeth! see my teeth! SEE MY MOTHERFUCKING TEETH BI-ATCH!!! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?! WELL? ANYONE? ANY MOTHERFUCKER IN HERE WANNA TELL ME WHAT THAT MEANS? COS I SURE AS HELL DON'T HAVE A CLUE, ITS GOTTA MEAN SOMETHING. ANYONE, BUNCH OF PISS-STAINED WANNABE HERO'S IN A VIRTUAL WAR COS THE REAL ONES NOT UP TO FUCKING SCRATCH, will someone please tell Sting he can abolish world debt? last time i tried it went straight in one ear and out the other. what a fucking nob-head,
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Freak-A-Chu:
Live by the scene, die by the scene = adam carr</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE> if only
GRAEME IS A PUFF
AND A WANKER
AND IS GAY
AS FUCK
I will come over maybe weekend after next if that's ok, this is only a maybe. I haven't really considered what I've got on or what I'm doing I just picked a day at random.
Sovtek + Distortion+ = Chavez?
I love that album at the minute, it is perhaps one of my favourites.
Live by the scene, die by the scene = adam carr
women are so fucking confusing, just when you think you have someone figured out you realise you dont at all, or maybe you do but you think you dont
why I am sorry, freak, it was an enquiry of sorts.
I Like Grimsby; I like a lot of the people in it.
I dislike how a lot of people moan about it; its not the most attractive town in the world and am sure there is a better quality of life out side Grimsby but for now I am content.
Yeah, it's alright is Grimsby - y'know, it's home and that
im more dissapointed with what was said, but after time it will be ok
G4rf you must rememeber that men and women are two different creatures. Since neither has been able to suss the opposite one out, well you can figure the rest out!
yeah i know, its a shame but oh well.
ta btw
Yeah I miss GY. Norwich is good an all that but GY is not a bad place to live.
The word's Grimsby and Grey are the same word in my vocabulary.
erm, who is adam carr??
ADAM CARR!! the 'king of the scene' who is he? have i met him? do i know him, who the fuck is he? if im supposed to be bowing down to someone should i at least know what he looks like. Adam carr is the king of the scene, Adam carr is the scene. Is he?
Long live the king,
Hail the king,
Fuck the king,
i could say each with the same amount of respect and knowledge i have for the guy, cos i dont know him. therefore why would i care?
but who is he? and why is he the scene?